While watching men's springboard diving....
Me: These guys are cut out of flippin' marble.
Me: Seriously, they are amazing.
Jenn: I know.
Me: I could do that.
Jenn: Ok, now you're just lying.
Me: No really, I could do that.
Jenn: Idiot, you are afraid of heights!
Me (snarkily): Minor technicality.